What A C**t

I can't believe I used to look up Perez Hilton.  

He's one of the reasons why I got into journalism, I used to worship PerezHilton.com and would jump for joy every time I got a FIRST comment and when he popped up on Celebrity Big Brother I was megz excited. 

But then well ya'll seen what he's like and now he's all the way down there with Beyonce (who he loves so another reason why to hate him.)

I just hope when he leaves the house he realises everybody hates him and just vanishes off the place off the planet and lets Holy Moly reign supreme for all the latest gossip about z-list celebs we don't care about.

CelebriWHO?!

Who the hell are Alexander O'Neil and Jeremy Jackson?! 

Seriously, does anybody know? Back in the day Celebrity Big Brother used to have legit celebs like Michael Barrymore and Mark Owen - now they have tarts from MTV shows nobody watches and some washed-up singer from the 90s.

Hey Endemol, i've been in my local newspaper a few times and people know who I am and are all like HEY CHANTAL (this has legit happened to me at last five times) so surely that's more then enough to get me a spot on next year's show?