Topshop Terror

Why must I have such average sized feet?!

I was in Topshop last week and fell in love with the above shoes, a pair of glittery wedges, two pairs of ankle boots and some ballerinas YET they were only available in a minuscule size 3 or a dragalicious size 8/9.

AND they were all mega cheap too at £10ish a pop - why must you hate my average sized feet Topshop? TBF it's all because the good shoes do go out first thing in the sale in the normal sizes but I don't want them when they first go in the sale as they are at stupid prices then.

Oh well i'll just have to live my life without an XL pom-pom'd pair of satin slippers.

Sliders

Please just slide off a cliff. 

Now, I do like me an ugly shoe but if the God that is Karl Lagerfeld can't even make me like something then you know it's bad. 

I just don't see the love for them and Glamour had the cheek to say pair them up with a wooly sports sock for good measure - ER NO TA, I would rather watch a Beyonce concert, okay maybe not that dramatic but you get where i'm coming from.

Pass me a Valentino Rockstud any day of the week please.