You're Not The Bloody Queen

You work in Tesco as a Part-Time cashier assistant... 

Went to go get a lottery ticket but got ID'd because of my baby face so my boyfriend went to go get one instead and proceeded to show his 27-year-old ID BUT got refused as he was with me! 

Surely common sense would prevail and realise that he wouldn't be going out with a 15-year-old though....

I've had beef with this lass before though, she thinks she owns the joint just because she works a minimum wage job after finishing school with no GCSEs. 

Patriotism

Just stop already please with all this AMERICA IS THE BEST business. 

I was simply watching some MLS but you'd be forgiven for thinking they were knighting a new President the way they went on - the military was there in all their garb, they were singing the national anthem, there was a huge flag and even a few fireworks thrown in for good measure. 

Why must yanks he so annoyingly patriotic though? There's nothing to be even proud of! 

Boo You Easter!

As usual I leave everything until the last minute...

In January I spotted the Easter eggs I wanted - Terry's Choc Orange, Lindt and a posh Tesco one but of course when I went in to go buy them yesterday all that was left was those horrible character ones where the chocolate is the worst taste ever.

In the end I just bought a Terry's Choc Orange instead which was a lot cheaper and I got a lot more choc too but that's not the case in point!

Chuggers

God, they are annoying. 

Why are Chuggers (charity muggers) so ANNOYING?! I'm just going on with my life rushing to Primark before it closes and here they are with all the fakest pleasantries in the world. 

Luckily I have a baby-face so can get away with saying i'm 17 (i've been saying this for 8-years now) so they immediately stop talking to me and move onto the next defenseless person when they realize they won't be able to get a commission out of me. 

One time I was on my bike before having a nice ride while listening to my music (yes i'm dangerous like that) and one stepped out in front of me on purpose so I had to stop or risk crashing! HOW RUDE IS THAT.

Plus they all wear fugly clothes and have bad hair so that irks me even more.

Cheap Digs

There's nothing right with him is the? 

Dear Dave, you have the attention of the whole of the UK when you dissolved parliament on Monday but instead of trying to persuade people to vote for the tories by telling us what you are going to do for the country you decide to pick on the lovely Ed instead!

This further puts me off you (I didn't even think I could hate him more then I already do) and makes me want to see you fail EVEN MORE.

FU DAVE, FU.

Goats

Goats are horrible little things...

There's nothing right with them, their little tiny hooves are stupid and so are there little tiny horns.

I proper hate them plus they stink to high-heavens.

APRIL FOOLS!!!! I LOVE GOATS REALLY, THEY ARE MY FAV ANIMAL. AWWWWWW.